Uv Ajed

My campus is currently testing the new outdoor Campus Warning System, so I'm hearing these sirens go off every 2-3 minutes. Ostensibly, these systems are designed for 'campus emergencies', but everyone knows they're inspired solely on the fears of another Virgina Tech or University of Iowa shooting incident.

Last night, I was watching Atomic Cafe after work.

So today, every damn time these sirens go off, I'm having these urges to dive under my desk because the Rooskies are bombing us.

Either way, it's a hopelessly irrational day.