Poured out his bowl into the air, and a voice cried out from the heavens, saying "IT IS DONE."
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Saying the Name of the Beast
John Edwards endorses Obama.Not less than several hours after I point out that Milo's targets of venom for today were strong Edwards supporters before they voted for Sen. Clinton.
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Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, And Now...
West Virginia.
I hate me some crackers.
Can't I opt out of being a honky? Just for today? Please? Because my slack-jawed, NASCAR-watching, Boone's Farm and Sunday Baptist-bouffant-loving brethren are seriously making me want to puke into a trashcan. Bullshit sense of entitlement. Ugh.
I. Hate. White people. Okay? I hate them sooooooo much.
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I hate me some crackers.
Can't I opt out of being a honky? Just for today? Please? Because my slack-jawed, NASCAR-watching, Boone's Farm and Sunday Baptist-bouffant-loving brethren are seriously making me want to puke into a trashcan. Bullshit sense of entitlement. Ugh.
I. Hate. White people. Okay? I hate them sooooooo much.
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Oh, You . . You . . . Guys!
Inquiring minds:
Remind us to tar and feather the poor bastards that took it seriously later
And last:
I bet he doesn't put out on the first date, either.
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The Hill asked all 97 senators who are not running for president the same question: “If you were asked, would you accept an offer to be the VP nominee?”
Some senators laughed, but others took the question seriously.
Remind us to tar and feather the poor bastards that took it seriously later
Sen. Lamar "Flannel Shirt" Alexander (R-Tenn.)Ouch! Burn! And he's a Republican!
“I know already who it will be: the man in charge of the search. There’s no need for me to respond. That’s how you get to be vice president.”
Sen. Wayne Allard (R-Colo.)What's worse than a sheep? A cynical sheep that mutters the truth while following the herd . .
“You got your answer — a laugh. The president’s going to make that choice. You can see how much I’ve thought about it.”
Sen. John Barrasso (R-Wyo.)Someone needs to hide the alcohol and sleeping pills at the Capitol.
“We already have a vice president from Wyoming. So we’ll have to see if Sen. McCain asks me to chair his selection committee. That seems to work well. It certainly seemed to work well for the last guy from Wyoming.”
Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.)Byrd, you chucklefiend!
“No, I can already preside over the Senate, and I do not enjoy spending a lot of time at ‘undisclosed locations.’ ”
Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho)One would have to wonder what Hillary would be doing in the Men's Room, Larry.
“I would say ‘No, Hillary.’ ”
Sen. Judd Gregg (R-N.H.)And hide the sharp pointy things too.
“No. I don’t like going to funerals.”
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.). . and dozens of angry, paranoid voices all screamed out at once . .
“Once is enough. I already have the T-shirt and I’m proud of it. I yield to my colleagues.”
Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-Md.)And need I remind the honorable Senator that she was born in 1936? All she's rocking is the glider in her living room.
“Absolutely. Absolutely. I think I would be great. First of all, I know how to behave at weddings and funerals. And I know how to be commander in chief. I’d bring a lot of fun to the job. We would rock the Naval Observatory.”
Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)Jeeez . . have you had your Metamucil today, Ted?
“No. I’ve got too many things that I still want to do as a senator. And I don’t like the idea of a job where you sit around and wait for someone to die.”
And last:
Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.)
“I have a unique perspective on this. I am the only senator to have announced I am not running for president because there should be someone here to serve as the Senate’s designated driver. I intend to stay in that position. The Senate needs a designated driver to stay behind and work on healthcare.”
I bet he doesn't put out on the first date, either.
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"McCain’s Murderers Row"
Cliff Schecter is doing a great job on exposing John McCain and his campaign staff.
We need all the ammunition we can get come the fall. It is a national imperative that the republi-cons are defeated.
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A new website (firethelobbyists.com) has been created by Campaign Money Watch, to convince Senator McCain to fire three lobbyists working on his campaign that have ties to ruthless dictators. You may recall that over the past two days, two McCain aides have resigned because of their willingness to do public relations work for the Burmese Junta.
It turns out that they have friends in low places, however. I contacted David Donnelly, Director of Campaign Money Watch, for a comment, and what he had to say explains what his group is trying to accomplish:
| "John McCain ought to immediately fire three lobbyists — Charlie Black, Tom Loeffler, and Peter Madaigan -- whose lobbying for brutal dictators and foreign governments is every bit as bad as the two lobbyists who left his campaign over the weekend. Frankly, McCain’s campaign is turning out to be an effort of, by, and for these types of Washington influence peddlers. His credentials as a reformer are gone." |
Pretty strong words. Yet, if you read what these men have been up to, perhaps not strong enough. It ain't pretty:
| "Charlie Black, McCain’s senior counsel and spokesman, began his lobbying career by representing numerous dictators and repressive regimes Black’s firm represented the governor of Philippines dictator Ferdinand Marcos. According to a 1985 report, the firm Black, Manafort & Stone earned $950,000 plus expenses for its work to provide “advice and assistance on matters relating to the media, public relations and public affairs interests.”1 Black’s firm lobbied on behalf of Mobuto Sese Seko of Zaire, earning $1 million a year for his efforts.2 Black’s firm lobbied on behalf of Somali dictator Mohamed Siad Barre.3 Black’s firm represented Nigerian dictator Ibrahim Babangida, earning at least $1 million for his efforts.4 Black’s firm has represented Equatorial Guinea, an oil-rich state “best known for the outlandish brutality of its rulers.”5 Black represented Angolan rebel and “classical terrorist” Jonas Savimbi, a job that earned him $600,000.6 “We have to call him Africa’s classical terrorist,” Makau Mutua, a professor of law and Africa specialist told the New York Times. “In the history of the continent, I think he’s unique because of the degree of suffering he caused without showing any remorse.”7 In recent years his client list has also included the Iraqi National Congress8, Friends of Blackwater9, and the China National Off-Shore Oil Corp.10 Since 2005, BKSH has received more than $700,000 in fees from foreign entities.11 Thomas Loeffler, co-chairman of McCain’s campaign, has represented the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia paid the Loeffler Group “a whopping $7.9 million from December 1, 2005, though November 2006 -- the largest fee collected from a foreign government by any lobbying firm in 2006,” according to National Journal.12 The Washington Times reported that “Mr. Loeffler's firm has received more than $10 million since 2006 from the Saudi Embassy and the Ministry of Commerce & Industry of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.”13 Much of this work was centered on gaining admission for the Kingdom to the World Trade Organization.14 Since 2005, according to the Washington Times, “the Loeffler Group reported more than $11 million in fees from foreign lobbying clients.”15 Peter Madigan, a leading McCain fundraiser, lobbies on behalf of the king of Dubai Madigan has earned upwards of $800,000 to improve the United Arab Emirates’ reputation in the face of a class action lawsuit over the enslavement of boy camel jockeys.16" |
You may also remember our story on Charlie Black the other day, regarding his involvement in setting up an anti-Christian ceremony for the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, a man who is not only a felon but in league with Kim Jong-Il of North Korea.
Pleasant company to be sure. And it is only the tip of the iceberg. In The Real McCain, I have two chapters outlining McCain's sordid associations. People who make Jeremiah Wright look like a Red Cross worker.
We need all the ammunition we can get come the fall. It is a national imperative that the republi-cons are defeated.
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
Happy Mother's Day!
Since my Mom was recently sick, I thought I'd share a little story from one particular Mother's Day.
I was 11 years old. I was thinking of that special gift to get my Mom for Mother's Day. I decided it was going to be the pretty dish plate on display in the local supermarket. It had beautiful roses painted on it and a raised etching saying, "Happy Mother's Day".
I rode to the store on my bike to get it. As I was coming home, getting off my bicycle, I dropped it...
As I was picking up the pieces, Mom came out front, she started helping me clean up my mess. She had absolutely no regard to my sensitivity or feelings. She just used the broom and dust pan and tossed it in the trash. I sat there stunned, like, how could you... I was not feeling much love for my Mother at the moment. By this time I was all emotional and crying... she said it was OK and it was the thought that mattered. Mom remained stoic the whole time.
I went inside and there on the table was the exact same pretty dish plate. My older brother had bought it an hour earlier. I looked at her in disbelief, she busted out laughing and said this was the best Mother's Day she had ever had. The whole family sat around the table and ended up laughing about the whole affair.
Mom, please stay healthy.
To all the Mom's: Happy Mother's Day!
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I was 11 years old. I was thinking of that special gift to get my Mom for Mother's Day. I decided it was going to be the pretty dish plate on display in the local supermarket. It had beautiful roses painted on it and a raised etching saying, "Happy Mother's Day".
I rode to the store on my bike to get it. As I was coming home, getting off my bicycle, I dropped it...
As I was picking up the pieces, Mom came out front, she started helping me clean up my mess. She had absolutely no regard to my sensitivity or feelings. She just used the broom and dust pan and tossed it in the trash. I sat there stunned, like, how could you... I was not feeling much love for my Mother at the moment. By this time I was all emotional and crying... she said it was OK and it was the thought that mattered. Mom remained stoic the whole time.
I went inside and there on the table was the exact same pretty dish plate. My older brother had bought it an hour earlier. I looked at her in disbelief, she busted out laughing and said this was the best Mother's Day she had ever had. The whole family sat around the table and ended up laughing about the whole affair.
Mom, please stay healthy.
To all the Mom's: Happy Mother's Day!
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Thursday, May 8, 2008
Resistez-vous!
"The Revolution is over! I AM the Revolution!"
--Napoleon Bonaparte
I've been following the primary wars on the prog-blogs for a while now. Much of it saddens me--I've been reading sites like Digby, Kos, and TLC since before I joined the Army. I came to these places because I felt like I had a home, a place where other people could come together and be pissed off about the right-wing sodomizing America.
But man, oh man. Seeing how the discourse has collapsed on the blogs of late, I can't help but think we've devolved into the sort of "fever swamp" environment the right accuses us of being. I hate to admit this--I hate conservative philosophy, and find anyone who embraces it to either be generally ignorant or just afflicted by moral dwarfism--so giving those bastards an inch of ground works my nerves. But what are we to expect. Loyal readers are turning on authors, eviscerating them for not being "liberal enough" or for being "Hillarybots," "Obamabots," whatever you want to call them. This is ridiculous.
Especially over at TLC. I've traded some harsh words with eriposte, been called a "right-wing concern troll (blow me)" and called "ill-informed" and "a sham." Man, did you see when Steve Soto got gutted out for stating that Hillary should step down? Or when Jeff Dinelli got both barrels for posting that letter about weight standards in his daughters' school? Christ, it's like the most trivial matters are now being used as weapons against those who speak of them. It's not why I went to TLC in the first place. It's disgusting.
Which is why I was so thrilled when SoS invited me onboard at Low and Left. Again, I'm honored to hold a place among these ranks, and I plan to make the most of it. The site was resurrected as an escape from the pie-fight, and I'm glad for it. But for the oasis that this site provides from the madness, I'm less and less convinced that such a thing is enough to heal us.
TLC and Kos are like India and Pakistan right now. Digby either has lovers or haters. The prog-blogs are turning on themselves. It's a madhouse. What's a sane progressive to do?
Simple: Don't hate. Educate.
Think of it like this: The Low and Left Revolution. I acknowledge myself as but a neophyte, still slick with the placenta of my blogging birth, but seriously, why NOT reach out to the jaded readers on all sides of the primary conflict? Shouldn't we be turning our sights on McCain? Isn't Bush still president? Isn't the Supreme Court still paneled by conservative jackoffs? Why not stand up, in the open forum, and say "No more?" Where's that pissed-off Bolshevik spirit I love so much? I want that back. Hero of Soviet Union, motherfucker. That's what I say.
To anyone outside the staff who reads this: It doesn't have to be this way. You've seen it here. Sure we argue, sure we crack jokes, but the folks who invited me here are some of the finest bloggers in the sphere. And they still remember the old fight.
I say: if you're tired of the Primary Wars, if you're tired of the bullshit and the reader-against-reader, there is an answer--JOIN US. It's time to reclaim the netroots.
Join the Low and Left Revolution.
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--Napoleon Bonaparte
I've been following the primary wars on the prog-blogs for a while now. Much of it saddens me--I've been reading sites like Digby, Kos, and TLC since before I joined the Army. I came to these places because I felt like I had a home, a place where other people could come together and be pissed off about the right-wing sodomizing America.
But man, oh man. Seeing how the discourse has collapsed on the blogs of late, I can't help but think we've devolved into the sort of "fever swamp" environment the right accuses us of being. I hate to admit this--I hate conservative philosophy, and find anyone who embraces it to either be generally ignorant or just afflicted by moral dwarfism--so giving those bastards an inch of ground works my nerves. But what are we to expect. Loyal readers are turning on authors, eviscerating them for not being "liberal enough" or for being "Hillarybots," "Obamabots," whatever you want to call them. This is ridiculous.
Especially over at TLC. I've traded some harsh words with eriposte, been called a "right-wing concern troll (blow me)" and called "ill-informed" and "a sham." Man, did you see when Steve Soto got gutted out for stating that Hillary should step down? Or when Jeff Dinelli got both barrels for posting that letter about weight standards in his daughters' school? Christ, it's like the most trivial matters are now being used as weapons against those who speak of them. It's not why I went to TLC in the first place. It's disgusting.
Which is why I was so thrilled when SoS invited me onboard at Low and Left. Again, I'm honored to hold a place among these ranks, and I plan to make the most of it. The site was resurrected as an escape from the pie-fight, and I'm glad for it. But for the oasis that this site provides from the madness, I'm less and less convinced that such a thing is enough to heal us.
TLC and Kos are like India and Pakistan right now. Digby either has lovers or haters. The prog-blogs are turning on themselves. It's a madhouse. What's a sane progressive to do?
Simple: Don't hate. Educate.
Think of it like this: The Low and Left Revolution. I acknowledge myself as but a neophyte, still slick with the placenta of my blogging birth, but seriously, why NOT reach out to the jaded readers on all sides of the primary conflict? Shouldn't we be turning our sights on McCain? Isn't Bush still president? Isn't the Supreme Court still paneled by conservative jackoffs? Why not stand up, in the open forum, and say "No more?" Where's that pissed-off Bolshevik spirit I love so much? I want that back. Hero of Soviet Union, motherfucker. That's what I say.
To anyone outside the staff who reads this: It doesn't have to be this way. You've seen it here. Sure we argue, sure we crack jokes, but the folks who invited me here are some of the finest bloggers in the sphere. And they still remember the old fight.
I say: if you're tired of the Primary Wars, if you're tired of the bullshit and the reader-against-reader, there is an answer--JOIN US. It's time to reclaim the netroots.
Join the Low and Left Revolution.
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