Saturday, March 29, 2008

Whoa, Nellie!


Hang on there! You mean to tell me they did a press conference about the nipple ring caper and actually demonstrated the horrible ordeal?
Attorney Gloria Allred (L) and her client Mandi Hamlin pose with a mannequin and nipple rings in her Los Angeles office after a news conference March 27, 2008 in this photograph provided by Allred. Allred on Thursday said Hamlin was forced by the Transportation Security Administration to remove her nipple rings before she was allowed to board a flight in Texas on February 24, 2008. The TSA gave a pair of pliers to Hamlin in order to remove the rings, according to Allred.
Yep. You know, I get the feeling that this story got so much play, not because of the outrage, but because it gave people a chance to say "nipple rings" over and over. The Villagers are such children.

7 comments:

Anjha said...

Can anyone offer an answer as to why they had to be removed?!?!

Was she gonna hijack the plane with her nipple rings?

Dumb asses.

idiosynchronic said...

Hell yes.

Do you know how easy it would have been? All she would have had to do would be lift up her shirt and gyrate in front of all the men. Instant drooling zombies.

idiosynchronic said...

Am I the only one titillated?

iamcoyote said...

I just knew you'd get a kick outta this one, idio!

snark said...

I must admit, this is one of the wierdest stories in mammory.

idiosynchronic said...

My reputation proceeds before me.

iamcoyote said...

Heh.